February 2012
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when he thinks something is really funny, axel’s laugh is so funny
he’s watching jeff corwin
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Lysistrata persuades the women of Greece to... →
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no one wanted to see surfer blood with me tonight
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“Object sexual penetration is a serious sex crime in Virginia. It is very...”
– David Englin, Democratic delegate from Virginia, explaining the new tactic taken by Democrats in Virginia in their effort against a bill expected to pass the state legislature that could mandate unwanted, penetrative ultrasounds for women seeking abortions. That happening under any other...
Because your pandan cake left you dissatisfied:... →
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Ernest Hemingway—
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William Faulkner—
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Chuck Palahniuk—
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Walt Whitman
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2 years
i think if you spend enough time wishing your life would just fast forward, it does.
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just smoked a bowl on chatroulette so it wouldn’t feel so lonely
it was the weirdest roto ever. mostly dicks, foreign old dudes, and porn loops, with a couple of chill people in between whom i actually stopped to smoke with. a couple cool black guys. other than that holy christ chatroulette is a shithole
but i don’t ever remember it being a very nice place anyway
Watchdude, i need to get a bowlpiece attachment thatll let me do this. there used to be a hash club in OB that would let you take hits for $5, but the feds shut it down :/
i miss hash hits
cookie order update
okay
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my doorbell rang and i was ready to collect on some fresh-ass cookies
i opened the door and homeboy with the paper bag was hella cute
dressed to the nines in a fresh-ass suit, wearing some wayfarers. he was all, ‘that’ll be $10’
i was like afgjafghasg and then we kinda chatted a bit about how he used to be my neighbor but he just moved out cuz his roommates were...
i am ordering cookies via text
the secret cookie service guy is flirting with me?! this is weird. i just want cookies
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boyfriend gone to tijuana
sister peaced out to the 909
i have a lot of weed and some vodka so i guesssssssss i can’t complain
still, fuck this
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ms. solo dolo
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blaziiiin
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so i was gone for awhile right
i was in the mojave desert
at a psytrance rave on lsd
everyone was on lsd. it was crazy
AMA
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i got no class today suckas. cue me cuddling in bed with my bong and laptop for 12 hours
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also im really drunk
like
ohgod
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right now i am actually arguing against real pedophiles on reddit
i want to vomit everything up
but also i am schooling these fucksticks hardcore. it’s like they’ve never been told that what they’re doing is wrong…
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so i was about to start bawwing by myself because it’s friday night and i’m at home with no one but my mom and i got a D on that test and i’m running low on weed. but then i realized i can just get drunk and play skyrim sooo
that’s what ima do